overheard in GTA

nosdrinker:

guy: hey baby what can I get for ten bucks

prostitute: you can take the bus home and jerk off thinking about me get the fuck out of here

malformalady:

Abandoned, overgrown swimming pool

realfruitpieces:

My main goal in life is to break someone like Nicki broke Drake

fatasstofit:

1234marinescorps:

sheetsf0r-states:

liberals-are-so-strange:

My cousin is being deployed, and this is my favorite photo he’s sent me so far. She won….

I love this.

This is my new role model lol

Now try and tell me women are too weak to serve on the front lines

rissahs:

i’d chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

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CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR

dreamerofderse:

when teachers touch your shoulder

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unsuccessfulblogger:

10k away from 10k someone promo me

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